Social Media: I don’t like you.
First, you suck up my time. I don’t want my time to be sucked up, yet there it goes. Often, without me even realizing it. It’s as if you’ve brainwashed me. I don’t like that. That means you’re the bad guy. I’ve seen enough Criminal Minds to recognize the bad guys. (And, whoa. I literally just had a vision of Shemar Moore, AKA, Derek Morgan, pop up into my head and now I forgot what I was saying…).
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Oh yea. Social Media. Fuck you, I say.
Aside from being a total time-waster, you have shitty rules.
For those of you wondering where I’ve been the last couple weeks~ I took an online sabbatical of sorts. I ended up in ‘Facebook jail’, as they call it, as my author profile didn’t fit their rules.
Ironically, I had always read the warnings of this happening to other authors. Never thought it would happen to me. So yeah. Fuck you, Facebook.
So, #1, you’re a time-waster, #2, rules suck. What’s number 3?
Indie authors kind of rely on social media. We need it. I hate being reliant on that. I’m a strong independent woman. But, how else do our books get distributed? Talked about? Promoted?
Ah, the necessary evil that is social media.
In any event. Enough bitching. I get it. I need to follow the rules of the game.
So, I’m back.
Thoughts on Social Media?
Who else totally loves Shemar Moore?
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